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victory!

We all passed the state practical examination, all stations, zero retakes.  First time in Connecticut history.

National Registry exam on Saturday in Norwalk.  Wish me luck?

MILFORD – You could say Milford got caught with its pants down.While still basking in the glow of a recent write-up in another national publication, the city this week is gaining notoriety through a brief but, ahem … graphic, mention in December’s issue of Playboy magazine.
Page 64 of the nation’s leading gentleman’s publication features a “cartoon” and caption about a 25-foot phallic symbol that was created in the grass at Joseph A. Foran High School this summer.
Under the subheading of “Newsfront what’s happening in the sexual and social arenas,” the magazine boasts, “Earlier this year, pranksters used weed killer to carve a 25-foot penis and testicles onto a hillside behind Foran High.
My alma-mater, keeping it real in the December 2002 edition of Playboy.
Missed connection of the day.

Missed connection of the day.

elloiknow:

 
Bridgeport Stacks
Photo by Jess - Yale Harvard Game Day 2009
While most of the Connecticut coast is idyllic, there is a little industrial patch in Bridgeport that changes the shoreline.  Fortunately, the rising sun was forgiving to the smoke stacks as I made my early way to New Haven for the Yale Harvard tailgate that morning.

An unintentionally hilarious caption.  “Little industrial patch”?  Connecticut’s ports and harbours are on massive shipping lanes for natural gas, coal, & petroleum.  Bridgeport was once a manufacturing titan & although it is experiencing a muted cultural renaissance it is primarily hollowed out factories & low-income housing.  Our shorelines are picture-perfect where the wealthy stock traders who crashed the entire world economy have their little property tax havens in Fairfield & Greenwich & Mystic.  Hartford, New Haven, & Bridgeport are slums.  Our status as a “rich” state is due primarily to misconceptions furthered by those who do not venture out of their gated enclaves to engage the world around them.  Our ambulance unit at school responds to gunshot wounds & stabbings every weekend in the industrial shells that were once functioning communities.  The fire department carries bulletproof vests.  Those smokestacks you see belch toxic fumes at the behest of conservative institutions who do not employ ANY green energy resources (such as Yale University) despite our bountiful wind power assets.  It is due to people who do not want their “idyllic” coastline sullied by wind farms that we burn nonrenewable coal to power our state.
People who you can typically find, & I don’t mean to stretch your imagination here, at the Yale-Harvard game every year.

elloiknow:

Bridgeport Stacks

Photo by Jess - Yale Harvard Game Day 2009

While most of the Connecticut coast is idyllic, there is a little industrial patch in Bridgeport that changes the shoreline.  Fortunately, the rising sun was forgiving to the smoke stacks as I made my early way to New Haven for the Yale Harvard tailgate that morning.

An unintentionally hilarious caption.  “Little industrial patch”?  Connecticut’s ports and harbours are on massive shipping lanes for natural gas, coal, & petroleum.  Bridgeport was once a manufacturing titan & although it is experiencing a muted cultural renaissance it is primarily hollowed out factories & low-income housing.  Our shorelines are picture-perfect where the wealthy stock traders who crashed the entire world economy have their little property tax havens in Fairfield & Greenwich & Mystic.  Hartford, New Haven, & Bridgeport are slums.  Our status as a “rich” state is due primarily to misconceptions furthered by those who do not venture out of their gated enclaves to engage the world around them.  Our ambulance unit at school responds to gunshot wounds & stabbings every weekend in the industrial shells that were once functioning communities.  The fire department carries bulletproof vests.  Those smokestacks you see belch toxic fumes at the behest of conservative institutions who do not employ ANY green energy resources (such as Yale University) despite our bountiful wind power assets.  It is due to people who do not want their “idyllic” coastline sullied by wind farms that we burn nonrenewable coal to power our state.

People who you can typically find, & I don’t mean to stretch your imagination here, at the Yale-Harvard game every year.

fun fact

As of 2012, I will be licensed by the State of Connecticut to deliver baby humans.

So all those years of claiming to be an amateur gynaecologist to make girls laugh & hopefully sleep with me are in the past.

I will be a professional vagina wrangler.

Milford, CT

Milford, CT

Irene at high tide, stomping West Haven’s shit.  Five Oh are featured attempting to apprehend the tropical storm for questioning.

My parents’ home, dedicated to y’all who think us blue bellied Yanks don’t ‘understand’ hurricanes.

My parents’ home, dedicated to y’all who think us blue bellied Yanks don’t ‘understand’ hurricanes.